Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box
When Horace the cat went to the box dealership yesterday, he had no intention of buying anything. He was simply browsing, maybe taking one for a test sit.
But then a shrewd salesman made the cat an offer he couldn’t refuse: 0% financing and an extremely low down payment on a brand new, 2014 box.
"I knew once I said those magic words — zero percent — I had him," said Taran McCall, the salesman.
McCall said he counted on the well-known fact that cats are generally very wealthy, and often have plenty of disposable income.
"Even though this was a premium box with a hefty price tag," explained McCall," 0% is like free money. Cats can’t resist it."